Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Minions, Minion, Everywhere

 Whelp, I'm back in Korea. I haven't been blogging as much as I'd like to and a lot of that has to do with the currently living in Korea thing. It's somehow been five months. Crazy. But, I'm hoping to get back into posting at least a little more regularly. The minion pop-up café review made me think it would be fun to post some of the minion stuff I've seen near home. Because those cute yellow buggers are everywhere.

a bunch of minion products including mugs and plates

Minion themed honey choco-stick. Why are these so yummy? The packaging has a bunch of minions hanging from a (choco stick?). Yep.

Minion popping out of a cake box, containing a cake with a minoin popping out of it.

Ramen in yellow packaging, so that it looks like a minions face.

Large minion cutouts advertising despicable me 3. One of them is showing off his banana-with-wings ass-tattoo. You're welcome
I can't try the ramen, but those choco sticks were tasty. Have there been crazy products in the states too?

Monday, August 7, 2017

Minions Pop-Up Cafe Tokyo - Despicable Me 3 - Review

The Minions Great Escape Café - Ikebukuro, Tokyo: Dessert Review

We had just made it off the subway, straight from the airport, when I saw it:

Poster advertising the pop-up cafe. Close up mostly just the text of time and location.

A poster advertising a recently opened minions themed pop-up café in the same neighborhood we were staying (Ikebukuro in Tokyo). Yes, Please. I may or may not have nearly gotten lost trying to snap a picture of all the important information.

The outside of the cafe. The three daughters are playing tug-a-war with a pack of minions. Next to them is Gru and his brother. Gru is wearing black looking peeved, his brother is wearing white and looks like a smarmy jerk. This might be the plot of the movie.

We arrived the next morning a half an hour before the restaurant opened, and a line was already winding down the street. When the doors to PARCO (the department store) finally opened we were all ushered in through the store. Those of us not in the front waited along the stairs, slowly moving a few feet forward at a time. We mostly checked out the menu to decide what we might want to order.

Three panels of the menu. The food menu section has a cute curry with a minion face made out of rice. The drink menu has a crazy layered beverage that straight up looks like minion standing on its head. What.

Best part of the wait was a woman in front of us who had a few month old baby dressed as a minion asleep in its carrier. Cuteness overload. Worth noting, this was one of the few children we actually saw going to the café. So, the only thing that made us stand out was being foreigners.

After an hour and a half wait we were in. Not surprisingly all of the food menu items had meat in them. Being veggie our breakfast/almost lunch meal was going to be coming entirely off the sweets menu. We did see many people around us eating the meals, and the curry looked just as awesome as it does in the picture. Also the couple at a table behind us ordered every item on the drink menu. I think they had the right idea, and seemed to be collecting the coasters that they came with.

In the end we got two desserts: mango pudding and ice cream

For some reason I didn't take a picture of the ice cream on its own, so enjoy my shitty Photoshop job. Unfortunately for us, when we ordered it seemed to be backlogged in the kitchen. We waited about forty minutes for this dessert to come out, well after the mango dessert had been eaten. Ah well, still totally worth it. This was surprisingly delicious and our favorite tasting of the two. My favorite part of it were these sweet soy sauce filled (mochi?) balls on top.  The dessert comes with a little cutout minion set to use for your food photos while eating.

Shitty photoshop job of some fancy ice cream. Cute cut out minion are on the table reaching for it.

The Mango pudding looked like a minion and had BELLO! written in chocolate. It was so cute that it took me a couple of starts before finally digging in to his face, I got a surprise when I did. When I peeled back the pudding top inside was actually a wall of whip cream, an ice cream center and cake at the bottom. Tasty, but a complete sugar bomb. I don't normally start my day with this much sugar, so I felt a bit stretched thin by the time we actually ate real food a couple hours later.

Like most of the desserts both the ice cream and the mango came with some bananas, so I'm sure the minions would have approved.

Mango pudding. The top is a minions face (he looks really pleased with himself), and the bottom is a blue bowl that looks like his overalls. Came with chopped fruit on the plate.

The minions pudding face is being lifted up so you can see his glorius ice cream center. Who knew that's what minion innards looked like.
I think the best part of this dessert was that it came with the cute minion overall bowl. The café had lots of minion decorations and TVs playing clips from the upcoming movie. When you were done eating you could go into a gift shop where they were selling specialty minion products. I managed to make it out of there with just my bowl.
The backside of the blue overall bowl. It has the name of the pop-up cafe in japanese, as well as the front and back of a minion wearing overalls.
Altogether we spent around $25 (US dollars). Your millage may vary on this, but having never been to a pop-up café before I had a blast. The entire experience was worth doing once. There are currently five of these cafés open across Japan, but they will only be open for a few more weeks. So, if you have the time and want to do something fun and silly I can't recommend it enough.
For more info click HERE, or click HERE for the official site in Japanese.

Monday, May 8, 2017

Storks and The Dove Foundation

family approved Doe Foundation seal The Dove Foundation is a Christian based review site. It is a non-profit, that's mission is to: "promote the creation, production, distribution and consumption of wholesome family entertainment."

And yet what constitutes wholesome entertainment isn't clearly defined anywhere on their website. Their seals of approval include: family approved (all ages), family approved (for 12 and older), faith friendly, and faith based.

While it seems that The Dove Foundation aspires to something of the Hayes code values, it's hard to know. The lack of clearly defined requirements for what is considered "wholesome" gives some freedom for the site to be vague about their own values. For instant in their review of Love Free or Die (2013):

"This is a controversial DVD for sure. There are not many people who take middle ground when it comes to the debate on homosexuality and its place in the church. Although conservative voices speak up in this documentary, it is slanted toward the acceptance of gay leaders in the church, a stand which many of our Dove conservative viewers will have a hard time swallowing."

This film did not receive a family approved rating, but the foundation also never specifies whether homosexuality in of itself is a reason a film could not receive an approval. They also specify the feeling of the Dove conservative viewers, but not whether or not The Dove Foundations own values align with a conservative perspective (one assumes that they do). In their review of ParaNorman they say:

"The use of “Sweet baby J” is one line which, with other factors included in the content, doom the picture from receiving our Dove Seal. It is certain the term is not used in respect. In addition, the ghost of a hippie is clearly seen holding a lit marijuana cigarette and, along with the strong occult themes, a young male character named Mitch tells a girl that is interested in him that she would like his “boyfriend”."

Recently Storks was granted a Family Approved seal.

Junior the stork, Tulip the redheaded human, and little pink haired baby what's-her-name.

Tangent for a moment, because Storks is a new favorite of mine. This movie is wonderful. It is about a world where Storks used to deliver babies, but now deliver packages. When a soon to be promoted Stork  gets mixed up with a human orphan (that his company has raised), they must team up to try and deliver a mistakenly created baby from the old abandoned baby factory... If that plot summary sounds odd, it is.  I don't have the words do this movie justice. Full of slapstick visual humor it is an increasingly chaotic adventure where every situation escalates to a humorous extreme. Just as I thought I would know where the plot was going, it would pivot slightly. I have, as of this blog, now seen this movie on six occasions, because I'm obsessive, and it's lovely.

Junior the stork is looking mighty happy while he hangs with the baby.

And the Dove Foundation highly recommended it also.

So, here is where things get interesting, (and a bit spoilery). At the end of this film the storks deliver bunches of babies all across the world. All different types of families are shown receiving children, including: single parents, interracial parents, and gay parents. While some other Christian-targeting review sites list this scene with gay couples as a reason for concern, the Dove Foundation does not. Which brings up the question of whether the reviewers did not notice this scene, or if there is a shift within the organization over what is considered appropriate.

Junior the stork, and orphan Tulip in a sea of babies. So many babies.

I want to be optimistic. Perhaps The Dove Foundation has changed there opinion on what they find appropriate, perhaps they are testing the waters to see how their more conservative viewers feel. But it's probably that Storks has simple done what children's cartoons have a long history of doing: sneaking things passed the censor. Recently on The Dove Foundation's Facebook page, an angry fan (whose name I've redacted) pointed out this scene.

a screen cap of a comment someone left. Saying how disapointed they are that Dove Foundation gave Storks a decent review when, quote, "same sex couples are presented as a family unit in a postive light."

There has been no reply, and no changes made to the Storks review. Take that as you will. And take the time to watch Storks, it is great fun and well worth it.